Global Warm This

Alright, look... I'm going to take another stab at the mounting stupidity happening everywhere. I was supposed to go to sleep, but it's more conducive to rest if I get this out.

From melting ice caps to poor little polar bears, everyone's taking this whole global warming idea to heart. Because they feed from the nipple of the media, and never question the booby. You know what you know because that's what the mainstream wants you to know. It trusts that you are too stupid to seek truths on your own. Propaganda has shaped civilization farther back than anyone can remember. You can bet that it's happening right...now.

So let's touch lightly into this global warming armageddon doomsday momentary mental retardation. First, humans are drama whores. The sooner this is realized, the sooner denial will pass and we can move on. Second, question the "news" pumped into your face every time you turn around. Does it matter to you that approximately 650 scientists now speak out against global warming, stating that statistics have been heavily exaggerated or falsified? Would it change your opinion if you knew that a survey had been issued to more than 1000 scientists with climate warming statistics, only to be taken back and served as "proof from scientists" that there's cause for concern? How's this for a sign of the times: in this era of swelling taxation for nothing, there are politicians considering a tax on bovine methane. Yes, that's right - taxed cow farts. How long before humans will have to drop a quarter in the government jar every time Uncle Herbert clucks in duck down the hallway? Stay away from Mexican food, folks. They're out to get our assholes...

Before you make plans to go out and buy an overpriced hybrid or electric vehicle, do some homework. Here are some informative sites to curb your appetite for relief funds:

• http://www.cato.org/pubs/regulation/regv15n2/reg15n2g.html
• www.globalwarminghoax.com
• http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080508132549.htm

Assuming that the global warming bullshit is a step in the direction of further increases in government control - and therefore, fewer of your freedoms - or, shaping of civilization, what would it mean to have a President who campaigned to stop the seas from rising? Maybe he has more information than the previously mentioned 650 scientists. Surely it would be foolish to think they know what they're talking about. But it's all about politics, baby. To hell with the truth; I'll tell ya what you wanna hear. Well, saddle up. We're all about to ride the wake. Careful what you ask for - our way of life is about to get shaped alright...